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BREAKING

WHITE HOUSE: Extreme Makeover! Trump ERASES Obama!

TRUMP AND MELANIA REDECORATE THE WHITE HOUSE, SCRUBBING ALL TRACES OF BARACK OBAMA AND MICHELLE.

 

 STARTING WITH OBAMA'S HEINOUS TASTE IN THIRD-WORLD SOFAS, TRUMP CHUCKS OBAMA'S TRINKETS IN A CARDBOARD BOX AND LEAVES THEM OUT BACK WITH THE REST OF THE GARBAGE.

 TRUMP FOUND REMINDERS OF THE OBAMAS AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE PRIVATE RESIDENCE -- BUT QUICKLY CHANGED THE DECOR TO BE MORE PRESIDENTIAL AND LESS VOMIT-INDUCING. 

 OF THE OBAMA TRINKETS, TRUMP ONLY KEPT A FEW OBAMA FAMILY PHOTOS TO REMIND SCHOOLKIDS ON THE WHITE HOUSE TOUR WHAT OBAMA WAS TRULY LIKE.